Winter is finally over here in northeast Ohio (fingers crossed). My Ohio cycling class presented this certificate to me last week.

We had a few laughs (and I’m pretty sure there were some eye rolls) as we recounted my inexperience with cold temperatures and snow.
You see, the first time we had a major snowstorm in Ohio, I had parked my car outside our apartment complex. At the time, we didn’t own an ice scraper and I was late for my morning cycling class at 5:40 am. So, I created a makeshift scraper…my gym card and credit card (one in each hand scraping). It kind of worked, but I pretty much stuck my head out the window as I drove to the gym.
I also didn’t own boots at the time and I proceeded to track snow all over the cycling room (oops, I missed the giant closet where you are supposed to drop off all your wet clothing before you go in). Anyway, the looks on my classmates faces were priceless as I explained my trip over (no visibility), and asked for some driving in the snow tips. I was gifted with an ice scraper very soon after.
So, I guess you can say I came to Ohio completely oblivious to what it was like to survive a real winter. Pat and I had experienced cold and snow, but it was nothing compared to this.
So, now that I’m officially a “survivor” here are some things that I know to be true:
*It is possible to not see the sun for more than a month.
*Single-digit temperatures, a wind chill and the lake effect = paralyzing cold...I can’t explain in words.
*Something happens to my circulation when it gets really cold. This is after I took off my gloves….so not okay.

*What I thought was a winter jacket back in August, will no longer be considered a real winter jacket.
*The fashion scarves I owned in California are absolutely worthless to protect against Ohio cold.
*Uggs aren’t as waterproof as they seem
*In the winter, people really do leave their cars running while they go inside stores
*Don’t get your car washed when it’s below freezing…doors do freeze shut.
*Locks and screen doors also freeze shut, so do pipes and…well, the list goes on and on.
*It doesn’t matter how many layers you wear, riding your bike in 35 degrees is awful. Water and snot freezing cold. I did it once and that was enough.
*Crutches aren’t made for the snow (yes, this one is obvious but they really should make something for people that need them in snowy places).
*People really do hibernate in the winter.
*Lake Erie really does freeze at the surface (see below)

*Making a snowman is not nearly as much fun as it was when you were a kid. It takes forever.
*Making and throwing snowballs is just as fun (or more) as it was when you were a kid.
*There is something euphoric about making a snow angel as snowflakes fall on your face.
My favorite winter solutions…
*Using a hairdryer on my body and then in my bed to warm the sheets
*Irish Coffee, hot chocolate and red wine
*Heating pads
*SmartWool Socks
*North Face gloves
*The sauna at the gym
*Occasional trips back to San Diego to keep me sane
*Hanging ocean and sun photos all around the house
This winter was fun, funny and frustrating. I'm glad I got to experience it once. For those of you that do this every year…you are amazing.
Yes! Spring is in the air!